Hello Friends,
Happy belated spring, even though spring has yet to find Virginia. Anyhow, I started to put this chuckle worthy and understandable tidbit on my site, but decided to shower you guys with a little humor, much like Mother Nature is doing us.
A few weeks ago several of my friends and others were getting together for a small elegant dinner party. It was requested that a few of us bring a bottle of wine to go with the tenderloin, lamb, salmon and pork loin that were the headliners of the evening.
One of our pals, lets call him Mr. Sideways, has seen the movie about 2 dozen times and since such time refuses to drink Merlot and only drinks Pinot Noir and a few other reds. Well, since this pal has a strong conviction to Pinot Noir, it was my idea to tell him to pick up a Burgundy, a Pinot Noir, the wine he prefers. I figured he could make the best possible selection, but perhaps I should not have used the word ‘Burgundy’. I mean, Pinot Noir is most famous in, well, Burgundy.
When he inquired about pricing, I was like “get something in the $25-$35 price range”. Well little did I know that Mr. Sideways preferred Miles drink of choice, but lacked the extensive knowledge Miles appeared to have regarding the grape variety. Unbeknownst to me at the time, Mr. Sideways only consumes Californian and Oregon Pinot Noir, and did not know the grape was grown anywhere else on the face of the map. Is that New World thinking or what?
Anyhow, Mr. Sideways shows up at the dinner party elated and proud of the fact that he purchased an inexpensive bottle of Pinot Noir, a “Burgundy”. Out of the bag he proudly pulls out a $5, 1.5 liter jug of Carlos Rossi – Burgundy. After some laughter and chuckles it did not take long for him to figure out perhaps this was the wrong kind of Burgundy. Completely wrong! Sadly, not even his beloved Pinot Noir variety.
In light of this humorous moment, it just goes to show that the fun filled world of wine is sometimes assuming, sometimes presuming and there is always something to learn – and not to mention taste.
So we used this fun filled moment to not presume and actually taste what some people poke jest at just because it is inexpensive and packaged in a big ole jug. Popular consensus amongst the tasters was that this is not a totally ‘bad’ wine. It is just a simple, uncomplicated, uninteresting wine – lacking and not at all engaging and the longer its allowed to air out, the simpler it becomes. It is actually likened to some $10-$15 bottles we have all purchased in the past that was packaged nicely in a standard bottle and had a catchy name and label with a cork closure. Marketing is a marvelous machine you know.
In closing, Dezel is only left to wonder what Mr. Sideways would have brought to the dinner party if asked to bring Three Thieves, or an Australian Emu, or a Fat Bastard – Scary indeed!
Happy Sipping!
Dezel
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4 Responses to “Sideways Effect: Burgundy and being specific!”
Cute post, Dezel. I fixed that graphic for you and put this as the featured post on the homepage.
I can’t say that similar things haven’t happened to me before. In my opinion, you were actually being pretty specific. It’s scary what you can get if you ask someone to bring just a “nice” bottle of wine.
Of course it’s all relative. I’ve had some great wines under $10 and some crappy ones above $50.
But this just goes to show that people don’t have an easy, obvious way to pick a “good” wine from a bad one. Sometimes the wine shop personnel are helpful, but often they just pimp the same old stuff poster-ed to the wall. Sometimes you can’t even get help finding the type or region of wine you want. I remember once asking for “a good wine to make sangria with” and being directed to some pre-mixed stuff.
Now I tell people to use WineLog to find a wine. It’s not perfect, because you never know what the availability of a wine is, but does pretty well if you note at least 5 options and go to a fairly large store. Best of all, people just need to look at my Wish List to find something that I would at least enjoy.
And as interstate shipping laws and other aspects of online ordering work themselves out, people will know right away if a wine is available and be able to order and over-night it online. As it works now, it’s pretty hit or miss online or at the store.
It’s hard to believe that a Pinot Noir connoisseur would make such a mistake! Do you really think he was serious about his Burgundy wine find?
Hello All,
Nice points Jason, Thanks!
Kim, that is how things really happened and I think he was scared to ask about things he did not know. I ‘m new to wine also, but it’s my hobby, so I research and taste quite a bit. I used to read more or listen to wine podcast, but for me it has been beneficial to taste globally, as well as visit some of the local vineyards and talk to the people making the wine. Reading and the blog has really propelled things also.
This guy caught the Pinot bug from watching Sideways, and I’m sure many people did. SO since the movie he has been sipping on Pinot. When he went to the store he says, he asked for Burgundy, and the salesperson gave him what he asked for and at a good price (lol). Perhaps the person in the store lacked a little experience to?
I have dealt with people in wine stores and tasting room telling me some really off stuff, and once again its because they might not know and do not want to look silly. I feel there are no dumb questions; you have to ask, read, taste and learn if you want to get into this.
Over a year ago I thought Chablis and Hermitage were people names: )
Have a great weekend.
Dezel
My sister likes pinot noir. Probably partly because of the movie but I have to give her credit that it’s due in part that she just likes it. She normally drinks the Cal/Oregon/NZ stuff which are ok, some can have decent spice and complexity once you get past the Grape kool aid on the front palate.
So I thought I’d give her a nudge up the scale and give a bottle of “pinot Noir” for her birthday. A Gevrey-Chambertain Grand Cru. I made the mistake of telling her how special it is and now she won’t drink it. So it sits at her house probably leaning toward the perjorative by the day since she does not have anywhere proper to store it. I’ll have to encourage her to bring it over to my place for my Cinco de Mayo wine tasting party, a ‘95 -’96 Bordeaux horizontal- vertical. An oddly appropriate event since it was the French forces of Napoleon III who were defeated by the Mexicans for which Cinco de Mayo is celebrated. Seven years earlier Napoleon III urged the institution of the 1855 Bordeaux classification system for left bank wines which is still widely recognised today.